A prep school in Massachusetts which, although academically excellent, has suffered enormous bad press because of the actions of a few. The student body is incredibly intelligent and independent (albeit not very unified).
It has its share of normal teenage hormonal behavior, but, contrary to some news reports, is not home to extravagant orgies. Even the stereotypical stoners and shallow DSG
s tend to be surprisingly intelligent. The administration occasionally feeds the students feel-good, politically correct crap. Boarders are very loyal to their dorms, and day students rally under the 'because our parents love us' slogan... such is life.
Nobles Kid: It'll be, like, really funny if we drive by Milton Academy and honk our horn, like, really loud at them!!! *guffaws*
Techie: *hiss* All your base are belong to us.
DSG: Daddy's buying me these giant, fuzzy Uggs!
Speechie: *slinks off to rejoin his evil speechie clan*
Student Body: OHHHH SIXXX!! FOOOOORBES! YEAH HALLOWELL!! etc.