If spoken by a woman: "I Love the way I feel when you're paying attention to me."

If spoken by a man: "Let's have sex."
The only person who ever loved you was your mother.
by Killing Kittens April 28, 2005
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Three words that are everything you ever wanted to hear. Couples may say it randomly to each other just to make sure the other doesn't forget it.
REAL:

"I love you so much sweetie... I hope this never ends."

"I love you too honey, and I promise that I always will."

FAKE:

"I.. I... I think I love you. Can we make some fucky now?"

"Ohhh that's so cute! Let's go!"
by paulmakespasties August 26, 2006
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When someone that shares the same faith as you but has absolutely no intention of helping you nor wants to get invloved with your personal problems. Also is a typical expression used by overly churched individuals who are incapable of giving a real heart to heart advice.
Isaac: Dude whats wrong
Josh: Man my dog just got run over by a semi truck
Isaac: Im sorry man but umm hey! Jesus loves you!
Josh: uh? thanks?
by jordannnnharts September 23, 2010
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a phrase that boys use to get in a girl's pants.
chris: "i love you so much, i wish i could be with you right now."

hannah:"i love you too. your an amazing boyfriend."

christina(hannahs friend whos with her):" hannah you do know hes just using that i love you bullshit to get in your pants."
^^she knows whats up.
by hottie1233 March 20, 2009
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I love you like a fat kid love cake.
by Gav February 6, 2005
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The words to say when you have those feelings towards someone. When it's more than liking someone. Whether it's the personality you love or the looks. The words you say when your heart swells up 100x and beats really fast whenever you see the person.
1: I love you
2: I love you too.

^ Therefore these two are sharing the true love. TRUE.
by secretme;)98 February 14, 2012
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almost the same thing as i love you, but even harder to say

you'll have devoted all this time into this person, only for your feelings to later on decline and have yourself to tell the other person

even harder to say when you're in a relantionship
Friend Example
Tracy : Hey Kai, I loved you. But, not anymore though! I finally came across someone who, you know? Make me feel really weird around them since we're best friends. God, that feels so good getting off my chest.
Kai : Oh okay, thanks for telling me. Well I'm gonna go now, bye.
Tracy : Okay, bye Kai
Later on that day
Kai : Of course the day I realize she's "the one" I miss my chance

Relationship Example
Kai : So, you know how we've been pretty distant recently?
Tracy : Yes obviously! Are you going to tell me now?
Kai : Yes, actually. Tracy, I loved you.
Tracy : LoveD?
Kai : Yeah, loveD. Don't get me wrong. You're an amazing person, but I can't see the spark anymore. Goodbye Tracy.
by trechiri April 20, 2018
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