JOI - When a dude can’t even beat his own meat unless the woman he fantasizes about either gives him consent, or makes a request. As his Jerk off instructor, she has the power to decide when & if he is allowed to bust one by himself.
That poor bastard is WHUPPED ! He can’t even whack off unless his Jerk off Instructor GF gives him permission first.
by Jinx Winchester October 17, 2020
1) "I thought that chick was gonna be fun, but then I hung out with her and I realized I got tricked into jerking off with sanpdper."
2) "Joe is such a douche... I swear he always calls me to play football and everytime it's your basic jerking off with sandpaper!"
2) "Joe is such a douche... I swear he always calls me to play football and everytime it's your basic jerking off with sandpaper!"
by Mel Berg October 6, 2008
Jerk Off June is where you must masturbate as many times as possible every day in June.
There are only 2 rules which are:
-You must wank at least 4 times a day
-You cannot get caught
There are only 2 rules which are:
-You must wank at least 4 times a day
-You cannot get caught
"Wagwan blud, you taking part in Jerk Off June?"
"Yeah fam, i've already got myself of today 3 times"
"Yeah fam, i've already got myself of today 3 times"
by Wagwan Bluuuud May 23, 2019
1. Before his interview, Tim jerked off some steam so he wouldn't be nervous.
2. Tim is jerking off steam before his hot date tonight.
3. I have four papers due tomorrow! I really need to jerk off some steam right now.
2. Tim is jerking off steam before his hot date tonight.
3. I have four papers due tomorrow! I really need to jerk off some steam right now.
by F_TRES November 20, 2009
Me: "today I used my jerk off bracelet and determined that I jerked off for 3 miles and lost 69 calories. A new record!"
by kopask January 22, 2015
bro i was smackin the monkey hard yesterday to rosie odonell and i made enough jerk off juice to feed a sperm bank.
by papaross July 28, 2011
If you are wondering how to jerk off, it is very simple. All you have to do is use 1 of your hands and grab your penis...Then you rub it by stroking it up and down. You should use lube that way nothing happens to you. Jerking off is really fun. And if you jerk off it doesn't mean that you are gay.....you can do it with friends or anyone you choose it doesn't matter if they call you gay your not trust me. And that is all you have to do is sroke ur penis back and forth to make it more entertaining you can finger your ass or rub ur nipples or what ever you want to do. I do mine while I am taking a shit that way no1 knows and you have have a nice job done.
by NellyBoy NY March 14, 2009