Crabs that live in the area between the anus and genitals, leaving sores that whistle when you walk.
Did you hear her walking past? Sounded like she had a whole family of Guatemalan crotch crickets between those legs.
by michael falls December 11, 2008
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When receiving a blowjob, the man quickly pulls out his penis and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood.
"Did you see Stacy's black eye?"
"Yeah, Brian gave her a Guatemalan War Hammer."
by Lean Beef October 18, 2015
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The act of releasing fecal matter through the uterus of the vagina.
My mother has been having severe Guatemalan Pussy Defenestration.”
by Fucking Karen August 21, 2022
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When you and your partner are vigorously making love and right before climax, you pullout and cum in her ear.
Hopefully my girlfriend and I will celebrate our anniversary with the Guatemalan Q-Tip tonight.
by Bootlegger Boi January 11, 2019
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1. A soup kitchen in Guatemala

2. Another name for a breakaway in hockey

3. Dipping one's genitals into a mouthful of salsa during fornication.
1. While visiting Guatemala, I ate at a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen.

2. There goes Toews on a Guatemalan Soup Kitchen! He could score!

3. Dude, my balls are totally on fire after that Guatemalan Soup Kitchen, don't use hot salsa.
by Ady Marlow May 25, 2010
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(n) - A type of bake sale seen in Guatemala completely different from all other types of bake sales. Sometimes imported to the U.S.
Hey guys! Let's go to the Guatemalan bake sale!
by The Geographer January 4, 2005
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A Guatemalan Spice Tumbler is the act of kidnapping Mexican men and women and throwing them in the back of an empty White panel van and pouring hot sauce on them and placing Large stones in the van and driving like an Asian so that they fly around in the back of the van. The one with the least blood n them wins. :)
We were going to go out for beers but Dale wanted to do a Guatemalan Spice Tumbler.
by I like the thicc Bois November 10, 2020
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