Gawd's awful towers is a term that refers to unwashed men testicles. The term can also be used by a female after getting HIV, in an attempt to shame the spreader. The Origin of this term comes from a german male called Gawd Sheigeschiht, whose testicles stinked so much, that one of the strippers he hired made a book in the year 1969, titled "Gawd's awful towers". The book talks satirically about Gawd and his smelly testicles. The term is not very popular though, since there are only a few copies of the book left. The author of the book later died from HIV.
Person 1 (F) : Ewwwww, your balls stink like a dumpster. They are Gawd's awful towers level.
Person 2 (M) : WTF that's so mean.
Person 2 (M) : WTF that's so mean.
by EpicGamer2627 April 14, 2021
It's used when you see something (person, clothes, food, etc.) thats gross. Used in same situations as "Oh my gawd"
Becky: "eww my gawd! look at that shirt she's wearing!! so last year!!"
Lucy: "tell me about it! eww my gawd this salad is all wilty!"
Lucy: "tell me about it! eww my gawd this salad is all wilty!"
by hoopsgirl August 30, 2007
A really large, scray-looking breakfast to wake you up from a hangover, or just to eat because it's damn delicious. It's Dippy eggs (sunny side up) with hash browns, spicy-ass chili, and onions (optional) with sour cream (optional).
Jew: Damn, that was a gooshcloggin of a breakfast, oh vey!
Regular Person: I know, that gawd awful's absolutely delicious!
Regular Person: I know, that gawd awful's absolutely delicious!
by Nova_gnome October 24, 2008
by FUCKmyASS27 October 13, 2017
by James Lowe September 6, 2004
A sentence commonly shouted by delusional old women who were brought up in a "proper" and "pure" world if they hate a particular woman for being a disbelieving Jew. It is commonly believed that in the 1930s and into the early 1940s, the words 'Gawd I hate that woman, she's a disbelieving Jew!' were commonly uttered as an interjection of surprise...
"So Nana, what is your opinion on Britney Spears and the media attention she is getting in the aftermath of her custody battle?"
"Gawd I hate that woman, she's a disbelieving Jew!"
"Gawd I hate that woman, she's a disbelieving Jew!"
by Adam, Associate of Ross April 1, 2008