Freudian autocorrect

A Freudian slip made by inadvertently texting someone what you unconsciously meant, and then saying it was autocorrected text (even when it's super implausible that it autocorrected to that).

/SMS dialogue/
gf: I feel rough af, think i'm getting sick
bf: Take some penis, it'll make you feel better

bf: Echinacea*. Damn Freudian autocorrect.
gf: ahaha. there is no way it autocorrected to that
bf: it Freudian autocorrected

by secretuser420 December 5, 2022

Freudian slip

A verbal mistake that is thought to reveal an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion.

when someone tottaly fine walks by and you think "damn, they are hot" ot whatever, and accidentally say it out loud. Freudian slip.

by tawnisue May 18, 2005

Freudian Fingers

When you type a word or words unintentionally, but the mistake still has (unintended) meaning or appropriateness to the situation.

Actual Freudian Fingers:
I meant to type, "I want to smack him so bad!"
I actually typed, "I want to spank him so bad!"
Or
"Dammit! Boob really messed up this time!" when you meant to type "Bob."

by AnnieB. November 18, 2011

freudian slip

A maneuver done during sex, where a man slips and goes into the wrong hole, the idea being that he really wanted the "wrong" hole so he pretended to slip into it.

Last night, the wife and I came back from the bar so drunk, I gave her the ol' freudian slip.

by Caexar February 7, 2007

Freudian Slip

An obscene, crotchless female undergarment, popular among the elite of early 20th century Vienna. Worn especially whilst holding a sensuously supine position upon a Chaise Lounge in full view of a cigar chomping psychoanalyst.

Old Siggy found himself overheating somewhat, when nubile but disturbed Frau Grossgash flourished an oft noted

Freudian Slip.

by jonimethfan October 18, 2011

the Freudian Slips

When and intellectual or well educated woman is preforming sex (oral or vaginal) the action of slipping down on the male penis can be referenced as the Freudian Slip.

The Freudian Slips : The way Freudian Slips down on my dick, it is easy to see she has a latent oral fixation. In

by Freudian Slips September 8, 2015

freudian shit

During anal sex accidentally shitting upon the "pitcher" or the one giving the anal sex.

Maria gave John a Freudian Shit when he was giving it to her in the ass.

by hobo2000 November 30, 2007