cushion-pusher

someone who likes to have sex with fat women, comes from "more cushion for the pushin'",
someone who likes their women to have baggage, ripples, folds, cottage cheese thighs, blunt in the front, etc.

Tyrie: You see how much blunt in the front Tyrell's new girlfriend has? I mean I'm talkin' 'bout dayummmnn
Tyrese: Yea, tru dat, he a cushion-pusher fo' sho'
Terrel:are you cereal
Tyrie: fo' shizzle ma nizzle up in da hizzle fo' rizzle

by Royce B. in Da Hizzle January 31, 2007

A burst cushion.

The female equivalent of the male beer belly.

Look at the state of that girl at the bar her belly is hanging out like a burst cushion.

by wellybooterupper February 16, 2018

cushioning the blow

giving your boyfriend (or girlfriend) a blowjob right before you break-up with them to ease the pain of the breakup

damn...i accidentally walked in on linzy cushioning the blow. jasen quickly told me to pls go

by THE chocolate thunder February 6, 2013

Dirty Cushion

When a bare-assed man, who gets a blowjob from a female, leaves skid marks on the girls couch, then flips it over to cover the scene of the crime.

Guy 1 : Dude I was at Claires house last night, and got a blowjob on her couch....

Guy 2 : yeah....

Guy 1 : I did the Dirty Cushion and booked it out of there.

by Jitchy BungCreamcheese June 14, 2009

Cock Cushion

Its a word that a refers to a girl/woman, who has alot of a sex, a place where a boy/man can rest their penis/cock.

john: hey have you seen cindy lately?
jack: what you mean that blonde cock cushion?

by sweetjebus January 11, 2009

whoopie cushion

*poof*

Oof

Oh no i tripped over whoopie cushion . OOF

by WallaceTheDuck101 December 14, 2018

cushion cowboy

(sexual) A male that places his penis in between the cushion of a chair of sofa in order to sexually stimulate himself.

Joe: Dude, I haven't been laid in 6 months.

Tom: Ouch, how do you get by?

Joe: I've become a cushion cowboy.

by Ben E-wing November 13, 2010