a store for girls whose daddy makes alot of money and whose mom sits home all day and eats crakers and water, thats it.$300 for a stupid velour tracksuit whereas u cn get a tracksuit for $20 at Kohls:)
by kohlsluver December 13, 2008
basic clothing; dressing non-fashionable with effort and believing that you actually have fashion sense.
Females: wearing jeans with rhine stones on the back pockets, Ugg boots with the fur and laces and a Hollister hoodie OR wearing various brands with the intent to think that your fashionable but you're really not.
Males: wearing True Religion jeans, Foamposites/AF1's and a over-sized North Face jacket.
Females: wearing jeans with rhine stones on the back pockets, Ugg boots with the fur and laces and a Hollister hoodie OR wearing various brands with the intent to think that your fashionable but you're really not.
Males: wearing True Religion jeans, Foamposites/AF1's and a over-sized North Face jacket.
"Look at these basique bitches and their basique couture".
"Get these basique bitches outta here!"
"Hey Katey, did you see what that girl was wearing? "Yeah omg, so basique couture".
"Get these basique bitches outta here!"
"Hey Katey, did you see what that girl was wearing? "Yeah omg, so basique couture".
by @itstheguru and @davesmoove January 9, 2012
That extra-luxurious fashion item you get at an extra fee. Comes in small batches, for special buyers.
Same-item covert couture fashion is for the customer who doesn't want to be seen wearing what the steerage-class wears!
by hammer---;, hytham April 11, 2007
a brand that makes the UGLIEST merchandise possible. Example of a typical Juicy bag: Pepto Bismol pink velour bag with huge embroidered crap on one side, with enough bells, charms, and whistles to wake up Sleeping Beauty. End product looks tacky and gaudy, cheap-looking, but way overpriced. Juicy Couture is in no way the same level of luxury goods as other designer brands like Coach, LV, etc. Juicy Couture is more like trailer-trash couture. Skanky girls who wear Uggs love this stuff.
by ecmsee3 May 3, 2008
Juicy Couture is the fast-food house of two souless, aging prostitutes who refuse to stop using fur in the typically tacky "creations" they sell to sorority girls and spoiled adolescent sorority-girl wannabes. Juicy gets most of its fur from China, from fur farms which according to real undercover video footage torture adorable, innocent rabbits mercilessly before either vaginally or anally electrocuting them, or simply ripping their skin off while they're still alive and conscious. (Go to Furisdead.com to see for yourselves.) When you "choose Juicy," you're supporting the torture of animals, torture so heinous, disgusting, and mind-blowingly cruel that if this were done to cats or dogs in the US, everyone involved would be charged with felony. The bunnies raised for your tacky little fur-lined Juicy hoodie live miserable lives crammed into cages too small to even turn around or lie down in, where they live in their own waste, deprived of basic neccesities like clean water and medical attention. Their bones break, they become deformed by the contraints of the wire cages, they are driven mad and self-mutilate, and many of them die in their cages, where their terrified cagemates sometimes eat them in desperation. Animals used for their fur are gassed, drowned, beaten to death, genitally electrocuted, or simply skinned alive. They feel pain and fear more intense than you can likely imagine. They are treated like garbage by their handlers- the Juicy footage at Furisdead.com shows that quite well. STOP SUPPORTING THIS MOST FUCKED-UP CRUELTY- BOYCOTT JUICY AND ALL OTHER FUR MONGERS... and let them know you disapprove and won't be buying from them until they stop using ANY real fur!
Selfish Brat: "Look at this fur-lined hoodie I bought with an excess of my parents money!It's Juicy Couture!"
Selfish Brat's Far Hipper and Exceedingly Tolerant Friend: "More like Juicy Torture. Observe my much classier and sexier Stella McCartney jacket- cruelty-free."
Selfish Brat's Far Hipper and Exceedingly Tolerant Friend: "More like Juicy Torture. Observe my much classier and sexier Stella McCartney jacket- cruelty-free."
by Toscina September 2, 2008
Look at all those girly girls with their Juicy Couture tracksuits and their matching juicy purses and sunglasses.
by xoxodollbagz July 11, 2008
1) A "high end" clothing line, usually worn by skinny girls with no boobs. Designed for skinny (perferably blonde) rich girls.
2) The makers of the world's best sweats/hoodies.
3) The infamous "J" charm hanging from said best hoodies
2) The makers of the world's best sweats/hoodies.
3) The infamous "J" charm hanging from said best hoodies
1) "What? What do you mean I'm an XL Juicy Couture Hoodie?" ... "Oh, I see, just cuz' I have C boobs I'm an XL"
2) My (XL) Juicy hoody is soooo comforterble... I will never ever take it off.
3) The preppy girl twirled the "J" on her hoodie.
2) My (XL) Juicy hoody is soooo comforterble... I will never ever take it off.
3) The preppy girl twirled the "J" on her hoodie.
by Loomis's-Southern-Belle May 9, 2006