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Christmas

A holiday that used to be about family and friends now became a cluster of marketing, commercialism, Untrue discounts, BS sales, and presents.
Um, what happened to the concept of christmas again?
Me: Merry christmas everybody, we might be together again
"Friend": Naw, i am gonna go and get that new deal thats 25-50 percent off!!
Me: Oh goodness
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Christmas

The day that your parents will threaten taking away all year. Good Luck getting through spring cleaning without getting it taken away.
IT. IS. CHRISTMAS!!
by cookiemons December 12, 2018
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Christmas

they day where lonely people stay at home and shove their face with cookies while watching Christmas movies, pretending their loved by someone:(
friend: “Hey Maggie, what are you doing for Christmas?”
me: “Eating my feelings.”
by maggiesteber November 11, 2019
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Christmas

The jolliest time of the year!
"Mom what am I getting for Christmas?". "Why should I tell you? and I'm getting you nothing because your still grounded".
by faze_buttcracks November 8, 2018
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Christmas

A question asked at every New Mexican restaurant.
Waitress at Garcia's kitchen: Are you ready to order?
Me: yes ma'am I would like the Chicken Fajita burrito smothered
Waitress: okay would you like that smothered in Red,Green or Christmas chile?
Me: Christmas please.
by 505Burqueña575 May 3, 2021
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Christmas

The 359th day of the Gregorian calendar, or in the case of "leap year," the 360th day.
Christmas fell on December 25, 2019, and was the 359th day of the year.

Due to 2020 finding every possible way to suck, it was also a "leap year," so Christmas was on the 360th day on the calendar.
by JB9903 December 26, 2020
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Christmas

The day dedicated to commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ.

It is set on December 25th. People often confuse the origin of that date with the birth of a sun god from a pagan religion, but it is just a coincidence and not the case.

December 25th was picked as Christmas day because it is 9 months away (March 25th) from the start of Virgin Mary's pregnancy (in the sixth month of Elizabeth's pregnancy with John the Baptist, according to Luke 1:26). It's also the reason why some church decided that Christmas is on January 6th, because they believe Virgin Mary start her pregnancy on April 6th.
by Haybrid November 7, 2019
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