1 definition by StraightEdger52
The day we celebrate the birth of a man who loved every living thing with the genocide of pine trees.
Timmy: Daddy, why are we killing a tree?
Dad: To celebrate christmas, the birth of the man who loved all living things, son.
Timmy: ... What?
Dad: To celebrate christmas, the birth of the man who loved all living things, son.
Timmy: ... What?
by StraightEdger52 December 2, 2011