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Big Adonis 

Big Adonis is the alias for the renowned father of greek inbred El Parle Loco (Paul Rentaris). He and his son love father bonding time, however Paul prefers the bigger cock of his uncle so recently they have grown more distant.
"Omg look its the sexy greek Paul Rentaris!"
"OMG IT IS! but whos that next to him???"
"That person next to him is obviously the Big Adonis!"
Big Adonis by Nate's Bitch March 21, 2024
1) a fan of ADONXS;

2) a person that worships Adonis as the Devil (Satan) by engaging in both homosexual and heterosexual sex orgies.
Person 1: Are you an adonist?
Person 2: Who isn't?
The name of Taylor Swift's nineteenth cat.
A rare breed with long legs.
Joe: Oh god what's that in your lap? A puma?
Tay: No, Adonxs is a cat! Purring in my lap 'cause he loves me!
Joe: Flexing like a goddamn acrobat?!
Tay: Me and Adonxs vibe like that!

Adonitologist 

A person who follows the religion of worshipping big curvy women’s butts 🍑
Bro, are you a Hindu?

No bro, I’m an Adonitologist!
Adonitologist by WokeParBroke December 9, 2021

The Agonist 

a Canadian melodic death metal / metalcore band from Montreal. The Agonist consists of vocalist Alissa White-Gluz, guitarist Danny Marino, bassist Chris Kells, drummer Simon McKay. They are known primarily for Alissa White-Gluz's ability to use both clean vocals and metal growls and Danny Marino's use of two or more intersecting melodies and unorthodox chords often featuring wide intervals and octave displacements. Songs' themes often revolve around moral concerns such as animal rights, societal dilemmas, and the state of the world.
The Agonist is a badass band from Montreal.
The Agonist by ThePhizzzzz May 7, 2010
The self-validating remark Andrew Dice Clay makes after a joke.
The only thing I like about mirrored glasses is I can comb my hair while the cop writes the ticket. Adooish.”
Adooish by Tradlyf June 9, 2020