Human: All pigeons are sky rats.
Dove: That’s my cousin your talking about!
Human: You can’t be related, your too pretty.
Dove: Actually, I’m from the same family as pigeons. We are all diverse. Pigeon diversity some may say.
Dove: That’s my cousin your talking about!
Human: You can’t be related, your too pretty.
Dove: Actually, I’m from the same family as pigeons. We are all diverse. Pigeon diversity some may say.
by ennyann November 24, 2021
idea from farmersonly.com and their pigeon's "pigeon" meaning "country" music/poeple
country music - this shit sounds like a dying cat being raped by a pigeon.
country people- here pigy pigy pigy .
country music - this shit sounds like a dying cat being raped by a pigeon.
country people- here pigy pigy pigy .
by irautuaaariiii December 19, 2015
The act of driving to a dogging site and engaging in sex with person(s) within the vehicle whilst men pleasure themselves whilst watching and hence pigeoning your vehicle with their seed!
Went pigeoning tonight with the missus at the dogging site, when I got home the car looked like it had been shat in my the whole flock
by Asbo December 10, 2018
Tom: I'm going to go pigeon to have so fun tonight.
Sally: Ohhh can I cum ;) too I love pigeoning on people.
Sally: Ohhh can I cum ;) too I love pigeoning on people.
by Gentlewatcher August 14, 2018
Gary: Ah shit, I did so much Pigeoning last night. Must have came in that pigeon like 40 times.
Richard: Ew! What is wrong with you???
Richard: Ew! What is wrong with you???
by PigeonMunging63 December 27, 2022
A term used to describe when you have more than one supervisor at your workplace, upwards of four.
When there is a Flock of Pigeons flying above you at your place of work, you will be incapable of thinking, making decisions or taking the initiative on your own.
For example, if you come up with an idea to improve worker satisfaction which will lead to increased worker productivity, you will have to bring up that idea to the first Pigeon. The first Pigeon or Pigeon 1 will tell you that it has to discuss with the Pigeon above them before anything is decided. So, Pigeon 1 will head-bob their way to Pigeon 2 and the second Pigeon will also say that it has to take the idea to the Pigeon above them and so on and so forth. After your idea is discussed amongst all the Pigeons, they will come to the conclusion that since the idea was not thought of by the Flock itself, it must be rejected.
All that time wasted discussing the idea itself, no actual work or change happens when the Flock of Pigeons gets together.
When there is a Flock of Pigeons flying above you at your place of work, you will be incapable of thinking, making decisions or taking the initiative on your own.
For example, if you come up with an idea to improve worker satisfaction which will lead to increased worker productivity, you will have to bring up that idea to the first Pigeon. The first Pigeon or Pigeon 1 will tell you that it has to discuss with the Pigeon above them before anything is decided. So, Pigeon 1 will head-bob their way to Pigeon 2 and the second Pigeon will also say that it has to take the idea to the Pigeon above them and so on and so forth. After your idea is discussed amongst all the Pigeons, they will come to the conclusion that since the idea was not thought of by the Flock itself, it must be rejected.
All that time wasted discussing the idea itself, no actual work or change happens when the Flock of Pigeons gets together.
Jack: Hey, listen to this. I had an idea to -
Logan: Slow down, I'm going to stop you right there. If you have any idea at all, don't waste your time telling me. You'll have to bring it to the Flock of Pigeons. Then again, it'll be a waste of time either way.
Logan: Slow down, I'm going to stop you right there. If you have any idea at all, don't waste your time telling me. You'll have to bring it to the Flock of Pigeons. Then again, it'll be a waste of time either way.
by Prophet Dusk March 6, 2021
by Dr Adams February 17, 2021