a super attractive dude who loves anal sex with men
he also is not actually a doctor
"hey, will you be my doctor apples? no homo btw"
"yes. i love anal. its not gay i swear"
sex
by sussusususususamongus March 31, 2021
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A rare sexy ass man and can be a little touchy at times. But don't worry he probably can wear shades and look hot as fuck in them and likes to play the flute and when I mean flute I mean he blows cock till it's hard and won't ever be laid at least by his sister. He will also probably be a cock doctor when he grows up because he is Doctor Hard.
Doctor Hard is a rare species and should be protected.
by 69Masterbater September 15, 2017
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Medical "professional" from a shithole nation.
I went to see my Ditch Doctor, Dawkta Pajeet. He said AIDS is caused by poo in loo.
by JamesBaud March 20, 2020
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A doctor who evaluates your issues, whatever they may (or may not) be, and declares that yes indeed sir or ma'am you are entitled to some medical marijuana as the cure for what ails you, and gives you a scrip, and then off you go to the dispensary.
Ya know, it's funny how the pot doctor didn't examine my eyes at all, but still wrote me a scrip saying that I need pot for glaucoma.
by Klendathu_Jones March 21, 2016
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a person that is imaginary and should be karate choped or kicked if they come near you
The fraud doctor pinched the guy joe dio which resulted in him karate chopping the fraud doctor to the ground.
by ray giller April 6, 2008
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I don't actually know what this means but you feel it
"You know you sometimes feel like a doctor pepper in the rain."
by t0deki June 14, 2022
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When one has put themselves in a very stressful situation and is doomed for failure. Whether the failure be due to procrastination, being lazy, not being omniscient, or simply due to God's choice.
student: "I just took this quiz, and I totally failed."
friend: "You didn't just fail, you Doctor Hurley-ed!"
by SFM! September 7, 2009
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