by enjoyin my prescription October 15, 2003
A disease in the eye where the vessels in the back become gradually constricted prohibiting fluid to exit the eye easily.
Over time, this gradual build-up of fluid begins to cause damage to the nerves in the eye, which is irreversible.
The first signs of glaucoma are frequent headaches which become worse and more common as time goes on without treatment.
A common misconception is that the ONLY cure for Glaucoma is marijuana. Yes, that is an option, for weak hearted druggies. The COMMON way to treat glaucoma is by a series of eye drops which go into the effected eye once, or twice, a day.
Common Eye Drops to Treat Glaucoma are as followed:
Cosopt
Xalatan
Lumigan
Alphagan
Note; Glaucoma currently has no cure, it can only be controlled.
Over time, this gradual build-up of fluid begins to cause damage to the nerves in the eye, which is irreversible.
The first signs of glaucoma are frequent headaches which become worse and more common as time goes on without treatment.
A common misconception is that the ONLY cure for Glaucoma is marijuana. Yes, that is an option, for weak hearted druggies. The COMMON way to treat glaucoma is by a series of eye drops which go into the effected eye once, or twice, a day.
Common Eye Drops to Treat Glaucoma are as followed:
Cosopt
Xalatan
Lumigan
Alphagan
Note; Glaucoma currently has no cure, it can only be controlled.
Idiot Druggie ~ oh snap!1!111 u hav glaucoma?? U muss be lucki... u get all da drugs u w@nt!!11!!!1
Glaucoma Struck Lad - You idiot, don't you realize that that is simply one method in controlling glaucoma; the moronic way. Why don't you get your mind out of your drug induced world and expand your horizons. For you see, MOST people combat glaucoma with special eye drops.
Glaucoma Struck Lad - You idiot, don't you realize that that is simply one method in controlling glaucoma; the moronic way. Why don't you get your mind out of your drug induced world and expand your horizons. For you see, MOST people combat glaucoma with special eye drops.
by TsuNaru May 7, 2007
A sexual term used when a man cums in a woman's eye. The term is used because it describes giving someone hazy vision.
by D.Roberts April 1, 2006
Anal Glaucoma is more like an excuse to get out of work.
boss: hello boss here
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!
by kristi ashe April 27, 2005
I called work and took an anal-glaucoma day. I'm still hung over from last night.
I took an anal-glaucoma day from school. I just could not see my ass anywhere but home today.
I took an anal-glaucoma day from school. I just could not see my ass anywhere but home today.
by Raina Thomas September 4, 2007
Boss, bad news the doctor has told me I have a serious case of rectal glaucoma.I have to stay home and self medicate.
by Herb Erber January 8, 2008
He called in with a case of anal glaucoma--said he just couldn't see his ass getting out of bed and coming in to work.
by Sick Monkey April 25, 2006