tired

SEAN

katie: NOOO DONT GO TO BED
sean: but i’m tired

katie: fine go to bed 🙄

by katiepiddo February 10, 2020

Tired

A mom who... uses incomplete sentences

Example: (being tired and forgetting what you're doing)
"I came here to grab...wait...:loud bang: What was that?!...oh yeah, we're out of milk, right?"

by DEADMAN#! October 8, 2020

Tired

Me

Capybaras are adorable and you can fight me if You disagree

(Tired)

by I’llRegretThisNameIn3Years October 3, 2022

tire kicker

A person in the dating world that is too indecisive to make a commitment. They want to try you out, for a little too long, before making a commitment. Dating a tire kicker is a waste of time.

So I dated a guy for eight months before he said he wasn't ready for a relationship! Um, it sorta feels like we're in a relationships. Apparently, he just wanted to kill eight months with me before moving on to the next one. It was a waste of time.. What a tire kicker!

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

mlody bedi.. but i’m not tired anymore

the expression of pure joy and being grateful. for the second person — full time success of screwing theirs sleep schedule, after such a long time.

person1. hey, mlody bedi.. but i’m not tired anymore !
person1. *waking up* fuck yes..

by bellamy96blake January 2, 2021

eye tired

When you play so many computer games that you can't stay awake

I got so (eye tired) last night playing candy crush that I fell asleep on my computer

by krazykdv March 18, 2014

iphone tired

When u think u are tired from life, but you are really just tired from being on your smartphone.

I thought I had cancer, but it ended up I was just iPhone tired.

by Caiusmark November 6, 2021