When the woman shoves a Subway sandwich up your ass while giving you a blowjob. This occurs only when you yell "EAT FRESH"
Eileen gave her husband a Jared special.
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The most fattest bussy you will ever see, makes you cream when he walks in the room, and you will never be able to fall out of love with him.
Jared Hill is my crème de la crème.
by CrowningDickhead August 24, 2022
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This is when a group of men, typically around the ages of 14-25 get together to appreciate a guy named Jared Ford Meamet. These are typically large gatherings but can scale down to around 3-5 people but typically tend to range from 10-25 people at a time.
by Rapidddd July 30, 2023
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The Jared move a skill move in soccer. You would dangle your foot over the ball for about 2 seconds then move one way, and trick your opponent and go the other way. The first to use this was Jared and it has been used all over Australia and the globe
Jared just wrecked him, with (the Jared Move)
by The Jared Move March 24, 2018
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Literal perfection. Absolute unit. The purest person on the face of the earth.
“Hey what’s your religion?”
“Jared Haar”.
Understandable
by CantaloupeIsWatermelonForWhite September 15, 2019
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The prefect mix of marijuana and tobacco rolled up into a perfect cone
Q:do you want to hit my marty spliff?
A:Nah its cool i have a perfect Jared Spliff right here.
by Dat fox January 14, 2012
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