Monster penguin that waddles everywhere, with disproportionate head. Has huge balls and the smallest cock. Looks like he cane straight out of The Lord of The Rings.
You know that kid Jack Purvis.”
Yea he gave me aids last night.”
by Gloryhole420 August 17, 2020
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This fat fuck never leaves his house and all he does is talk to underaged girls
Jack hinchcliffes burger nips got caught of piggies again
by Kaine Morgan wrong September 22, 2020
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The name of a mans life that consists of a chain of fuck ups.
Fuck me Jason, look at him! His name has to be Casper Jack! What a fuck up.”
by Wezadiji January 28, 2019
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Texts you all night trying to ejaculate, and once he does, you don't hear from him again until the next time he's horny and alone.
I just sent him 5 dirty pictures, then all of a sudden he stopped responding! The douche just did the Jack and dash!
by Asstreasurer July 24, 2014
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So funny sweet and rock solid, in other words he's a fucking monster. He will make you feel like the only girl in the world that's ever been loved, he's very hot ,sexy and intelligent you have to be kooky to date this geeza
Jack brook- hard as fuck and not just in bed 😉
by Jackbrook September 16, 2017
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Jack Ayala commongly puts gum in peoples hair and ditches school lunch time for McDonalds, basically does lots of childish stuff.
He is a real jack the lad and loves dick he likes playing the soggy biscuit game.
A Jack Ayala also is a Proud Democrat and Feminist. They appear at many feminists marches.
Also commongly has a extremely small Penis if a man or a extremely tight Vagina if a woman.
Guy Mate, you're a real Jack Ayala man!
Guy 2 No way!
by JackAyalaCreator June 17, 2019
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