1.)cow nipples; the nipples on a cows utter

2.)big gross nipples; usually belong to old or obese people or just a plain fag
1.) have a cow? milk its utter-nipples

2.)paige: look at that fat ass jessica. she has the biggest utter-nipples
connor: i think she has four
by paigeandconnor April 12, 2006
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-something that is utterly crazy
- A game of ping pong played on a small table with a net made out of masking tape with "Utter Chaos" written on it.
CHODE: "Did you see that?"
OLD MAN JENKINS: "Yeah, that was utter chaos!"
by SalsaBoy February 12, 2003
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"Utter Rubbish" is an amazing podcast run by two amazing hosts Aubin and Suzane (mainly made for new teachers
New teacher? Moving to the Middle East? Here's our irreverent take on what you need to know...

It's supposed to be funny, informative, and everything else that a teacher needs

please support them on Spotify: Utterrubish

and SoundCloud: Utter Rubbish

other than the podcast these two are wonderful teachers who had a hard impact in my life and are very supportive and lovely.
"Utter Rubbish" is such an amazing podcast

ps: *secret message just for the hosts* I miss the podcast please start it up again :)
by onlyfaxnoprinter October 11, 2022
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When you procrastinate so much to the point it is 11:58 pm and your damn homework is due in 1 minute because you spent all day on urban dictionary and have your mom yelling at you by getting a 0
I got bored and decided to some utter procrastination so much I did half my homework
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The feeling of complete shock after hearing something stupid and barbaric
I was left in a state of Utter-fellasis after receiving a trumpkin
by Bitchface mcgillicuddi November 6, 2017
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*Lil Nas X walks by with his anime breastticles*

DaBaby, "Nice lady utters."
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