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1.)cow nipples; the nipples on a cows utter

2.)big gross nipples; usually belong to old or obese people or just a plain fag
1.) have a cow? milk its utter-nipples

2.)paige: look at that fat ass jessica. she has the biggest utter-nipples
connor: i think she has four
by paigeandconnor April 12, 2006

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