a female's nipple which happens to be very unattractively different than originally imagined, i.e. large, pale, did i say large?, spread out flat like some pancake nipples.
Yeah, but she has cow nipples.
by Mr. V. Manhattan January 3, 2011
“Twisting a cows nipples” is a phrase derived from ancient irish/celtic culture. It basically means doing something retarded.
by mikereds_vicard July 29, 2023