defective typewriter 

Skipping the menstrual cycle

Rizzo: “I feel like a defective typewriter.”
Marty: “Huh?”
Rizzo: “I skipped a period.”

defective typewriter by Cowsforlunch August 22, 2022

Chinese Typewriter 

Its where you power-stroke, but just with the first 3 inches.

John "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Will "Yea. I showed her my chinese typewriter."

Chinese Typewriter by freddywop June 28, 2023

Tennessee typewriter 

When attempting a 69 the female lays with her head towards you as you bounce your penis off her forehead making a taping noise.

I gave her the gold old “Tennessee typewriter” while fooling around.

Tennessee typewriter by Tennessee typewriter May 23, 2024

The Typewriter 

When your partners member has too much length / girth to be taken in orally by the usual methods. The typewriter is the alternative approach of approaching the schlong from the side and going to town “corn on the cob style”

Oh Susan…it was just so big I had no choice but to pull out the typewriter

The Typewriter by Maybe on Wednesday February 21, 2025

The Italian Typewriter 

The act of furiously poking a woman’s breasts, preferably large and on the nipples, then slapping them to the right, like you would a typewriter.

Bro I did the Italian Typewriter to Stacy last night, and then she came like Niagara Falls.

The Italian Typewriter by EBT03 May 4, 2019

Devil’s Typewriter 

Another term for masturbation/self pleasure.

“Yeah well I was using the Devil’s typewriter last night.”

Devil’s Typewriter by Basiloid April 26, 2020

typewritering 

when you pin someone down and pretend to type on their chest, you then slap them at the end of every line, like when using a typewriter.

Dude, you see that NERD let's typewriter his asss

What did you get suspended for?
Typewritering some NERD.
Bummer.

typewritering by helooaliiix June 18, 2009