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monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.
"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."
by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021
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Typewriter Telly

A single computer or the internet as a whole when considered by a stupid person.
I saw your car advertised on the typewriter telly.
by Jerry Malto September 8, 2011
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Typewriter

The longest word you can type with one line of your keyboard.
Typewriter
by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023
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Chinese Typewriter

Its where you power-stroke, but just with the first 3 inches.
John "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Will "Yea. I showed her my chinese typewriter."
by freddywop June 28, 2023
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typewriter

apparently it's the longest word that can be typed on the top row of the keyboard
Did you know that typewriter is special because of it's position on the keyboard?
by anonymous October 9, 2023
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defective typewriter

Rizzo: “I feel like a defective typewriter.”
Marty: “Huh?”
Rizzo: “I skipped a period.”
by Cowsforlunch August 22, 2022
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typewriter

Spamming the top row and coming out with the longest word made with qwertyuiop (the top row of the keyboard).
Person 1: is that a typewriter?
Person 2: yep, look at this: *spams top row*
Person 1: wow, is that it's name?
Person 2: wait what
by i am child May 12, 2022
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