After a practice on a football or soccer turf you go to take a piss and you see those little black turf balls on your dick tip.
#1- Bro my dick hurt so bad at practice after k went to take a piss turns out I got turf tip.
#2- that sucks last week it was in my pee hole
#2- that sucks last week it was in my pee hole
by poohjad August 22, 2023
The little pieces of black rubber found in the astro turf on a marching field (aka football field). They get everywhere, and once there, they're impossible to fully get rid of... They're annoying, but they are a way of life. For the truly dedicated band student, finding a turf turd often triggers an episode of Marching Band Withdrawl.
It's been six months since the last time I was on a marching field, and I'm still finding turf turds in my shoes! Dang, I miss marching season...
by A Sharp Major July 7, 2020
A painful condition of the penis. This can
occur during sex when you pull out and go back in but miss and hit the tweener or taint.
occur during sex when you pull out and go back in but miss and hit the tweener or taint.
by Stinky71 January 20, 2009
v. for a female to thrust her rump down to floor or turf then the female to whom you are cuttin some rug with shall bring her rear back up so that it is back near the males genitles. This is most often seen at a club where things be poppin.
1. "Now let me see ya turf ddddrrroppppppp"
E-40 and Lil Jon
2. Dat ho LaShawana done kno how ta turf drop so well I had to walk at da 40 degree angle to hide the wood.
E-40 and Lil Jon
2. Dat ho LaShawana done kno how ta turf drop so well I had to walk at da 40 degree angle to hide the wood.
by Da Weav February 24, 2008
A lesbian who wrangles other lesbians to participate in a muff diving marathon.
A woman who has perfected the art of vaginal satisfaction on another woman.
A woman who has perfected the art of vaginal satisfaction on another woman.
Example one:
Turf Hearder: Hey hows it going Latisha, you should totally come over this weekend I rounded up all kinds of turf to be herded, It will be a blasty blast.
Latisha: Well I'm not sure, I'm not really into all of that
Turf Herder : Dont worry baby I'm into it enough for the lot of us!
Example two:
Lesbian one: Oh my God Cassie! You are so good at that, you turf herder you!
Cassie/ Turf Herder: Well baby I have been at this a long time, I have herded many turfs and sowed many oats.
Turf Hearder: Hey hows it going Latisha, you should totally come over this weekend I rounded up all kinds of turf to be herded, It will be a blasty blast.
Latisha: Well I'm not sure, I'm not really into all of that
Turf Herder : Dont worry baby I'm into it enough for the lot of us!
Example two:
Lesbian one: Oh my God Cassie! You are so good at that, you turf herder you!
Cassie/ Turf Herder: Well baby I have been at this a long time, I have herded many turfs and sowed many oats.
by Creativenate88 May 25, 2009
by DGTS December 22, 2008
Vaginal and anal intercourse, whether sequentially by one person or simultaneously by two. Surf is for the shrimpy front, turf is the for the soil and fertilizer in the rear.
After wining and dining her on champagne, steak and lobster, he was looking forward to returning with her to his place for the surf and turf dessert.
by Yaybob October 12, 2006