3 definitions by Stinky71

Top Definition
A painful condition of the penis. This can
occur during sex when you pull out and go back in but miss and hit the tweener or taint.
Sorry girls I can't tonight cause I have TURF DICK.
by Stinky71 January 19, 2009

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The piece of skin between the pussy and asshole of a woman. "Tweener cunt and her asshole"
I was hitting my old lady last night and ended up stubbing my johnson on her TWEENER. Now I have turf dick
by stinky71 September 05, 2009

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A gay guy that hovers around looking for fresh browneye.
I get the feeling that Ted might be an ANAL VULTURE
by Stinky71 September 05, 2009

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