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4 definitions by Creativenate88

 
1.
The extreme and bulky shitting process that is the result of a long night of heavy drinking.
Dude where have you been all morning?

Man, I was all fucked up last night, I woke up and had to drop the Morning After Shit. It was seriously like a one footer. I feel so much better.
by Creativenate88 May 25, 2009
 
2.
The huge shit one takes after a night of hard drinking, so long that it hangs from ones ass and still touches the bottom depths of the toilet.
Shitter: Holy shit dude, check this out it, my shit log is touching the deepest part of the toilet and its still hanging from my ass.

Shitter's Friend: Yea man, thats a prime example of a hangover cliffhanger.
by Creativenate88 May 25, 2009
 
3.
The act of smoking weed when you are lonely to achieve a high that will make the loneliness not so bad.
Paul's family and girlfriend were out of town and he was home all alone, he couldn't think of anything better to do so he smoked some herb weed and became very stonely. Everything was then OK.
by creativenate88 July 13, 2011
 
4.
A lesbian who wrangles other lesbians to participate in a muff diving marathon.

A woman who has perfected the art of vaginal satisfaction on another woman.
Example one:
Turf Hearder: Hey hows it going Latisha, you should totally come over this weekend I rounded up all kinds of turf to be herded, It will be a blasty blast.

Latisha: Well I'm not sure, I'm not really into all of that

Turf Herder : Dont worry baby I'm into it enough for the lot of us!

Example two:

Lesbian one: Oh my God Cassie! You are so good at that, you turf herder you!

Cassie/ Turf Herder: Well baby I have been at this a long time, I have herded many turfs and sowed many oats.
by Creativenate88 May 24, 2009