Bristol, TN is so boring I had to write the definition. Bristol is home to the "World's Fastest 1/2 Mile" Bristol Motor Speedway. Bristol is also the "Birthplace of Country Music" There is nothing to do in Bristol but drugs when you can find them.
"Gawd there's nuthing to do in "Bristol, TN" ya wanna go get high?"
"Sure there's nuthing else to do. Let's see if we can get some pills too!"
"Sure there's nuthing else to do. Let's see if we can get some pills too!"
by Medium Biscuits August 27, 2008
made famous by kenny chesney in his song 'anything but mine'. 20-25 minutes east of chattanooga. also referred to sarcastically as 'cle-vegas', due to the lack of entertainment in this town. local highschool/college kids drive around for hours on weekends what is called 'the L', a stretch of main road just off the interstate the resembles the letter l. entertainment ammenties include a two screen theatre that used to be a porn theatre, walmart, and lee university.
There's always something to do in good ol' Cle-Vegas!
Cleveland, TN; isnt that where inbreeding started?
Cleveland, TN; isnt that where inbreeding started?
by Luke Duke dood October 14, 2005
An acronym: Twisted Nut Syndrome. The male version of PMS or a medical problem after being racked where one's testicles are twisted within the scrodem.
by youknowi'mcreativeright November 16, 2010
The most worthless city in the whole United States , 99% black
, not one white person can live in the city without fear unless they think they are black . crooked cops , gangs , hoes , you name it . not a vacation spot . run while you can .
HELL
, not one white person can live in the city without fear unless they think they are black . crooked cops , gangs , hoes , you name it . not a vacation spot . run while you can .
HELL
by M-town November 6, 2005
by southernbelle17 July 9, 2011
Memphis is THE GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH, 93% black part of Tennessee, and DOES NOT HAVE the highest crime rate in the nation (see http://www.morganquitno.com/cit01pop.htm). FEWER homicides, rapes, theft, & kidnappings happen in areas such as the Mall of Memphis, & Orange Mound than anywhere else in the United States. Memphis is the city where "Crunk" was first used. It is the most populated city in Tennessee, & the only one that votes democrat. There are many attractions to visit; such as Mud Island, Graceland, Beale Street, The Memphis Zoo, the Memphis in May Festival, & the National Civil Rights Museum. YOU DO NOT NEED to bring mace, because you are NOT likely to get shot by a Blood, Vice Lord, or Crip member, SINCE NIETHER OF THE three operate their southern gang headquarters in Memphis.
by Memphis 10 June 17, 2005
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