shoulder surfer

Someone who looks over his/her shoulder while engaged in conversation with someone in order to find someone better to talk to.

That shoulder surfer i was just talking to wasn't even listening to me!

by _e_m_ April 15, 2006

Surfer Scrote

Balls which are roughed up due to board shorts which chafe your nuts when sitting on your board.

Dude, I got surfer scrote from these cheap ass board shorts.

by soulsurfer78 October 26, 2009

carpet surfer

A person who micro inspects the floor to retrieve spilled dope. Often with a magnifier and/or flash light.

When the dope is gone, Becca becomes a carpet surfer.

by gina govina September 13, 2017

subway surfers

A addicing game that you'll play for hours!

Dude 3: what are you playing?

Dude 7: subway surfers.

by zzcolby July 22, 2015

The Soul Surfer

The football touchdown celebration dance where one puts their arm inside their shirt and pretends to surf like the one-armed surfer whose arm was taken by a Great White.

After little Bill scored a touchdown in flag football, he put one arm in his shirt and did The Soul Surfer while his teammates pretended to swim around him like sharks.

by That boy Rodrick October 1, 2013

Midnight surfer

Somebody who surfs the internet looking at porn around or after midnight.

Most teenagers are midnight surfers, to avoid possible detection by their parents.

by Source2005 August 31, 2008

Under-surfer

little balls of snot or snotters that are dangling from ones nasel hairs. the act of breathing causes them
too surf.

fuck me! brian in the bakery needs his nose hair trimmed, he had an under-surfer so big it was riding his top lip.

by garrythegrey July 12, 2016