6 definitions by garrythegrey

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the dark resedue resembling coffee, that exists around a depthcharge that has been lying at the bottom of the toilet bowl, usually discovered in public toilets....
by garrythegrey August 31, 2011

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a person or persons, who spen 3-5 years studying and getting in to debt obtaining a degree or higher Academic qualification, then spend their working lives , in menial jobs.
Employee "look here i spent 3 years at uni obtaining a history degree"

Employer "i`m very pleased for you, now put the beans on the shelf cuz now you have a masters in shelf stacking you Acadumbic"
acadumbic acadumbass
by garrythegrey September 09, 2011

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little balls of snot or snotters that are dangling from ones nasel hairs. the act of breathing causes them
too surf.
fuck me! brian in the bakery needs his nose hair trimmed, he had an under-surfer so big it was riding his top lip.
by garrythegrey July 12, 2016

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A person who carries picked up dogshit on his/her person till they get home,usually seen with a long coat and a belt strapped round their waist with the sed items dangling from it. oh and is usually accompanied by a rather large german shepard.
A person who wears his/her dogshit bags like a badge of honour!
"christ look at that dogshit mule terry ! he must have 12 bags of shit hanging from his waist" "but he`s sooo proud pete"
by garrythegrey May 30, 2016

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spunk, jizz, spooge,cum,
my god peter you`ve shot an ungodly amount of jollup over my face.
by garrythegrey September 25, 2015

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a person who prefers to hump old folk
tracy he`s old enough to be your grandad, your such a biddie fiddler....
by garrythegrey April 13, 2016

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