4 definitions by soulsurfer78
by soulsurfer78 October 26, 2009
When a person is too cheap to actually pay a psychologist for help and would rather put all their issues in their facebook status and hope that their cry for attention will solicit the advice of their friends who are no better equipped to help them than a three day old bowl of pudding.
This is a status on Facebook:
Mary Smith is ALL men suck. Why can't one man keep his word. Oh well, I guess I will be single forever.
This is a response from one of her friends:
Enough with the status psychology session, Mary. Stop whining on facebook and deal with it you whiny bitch!
Mary Smith is ALL men suck. Why can't one man keep his word. Oh well, I guess I will be single forever.
This is a response from one of her friends:
Enough with the status psychology session, Mary. Stop whining on facebook and deal with it you whiny bitch!
by soulsurfer78 August 3, 2010
So after I got out of the shower, I decided to walk through my living room butt naked to turn on my stereo not realizing that I left the blinds to my sliding glass door open. As I passed by the door, there was a family standing right outside of it. Much to their horror, they totally got goated.
by soulsurfer78 February 3, 2011
When you're dangling off a rock face and your ass crack is so wet that you cause a mini waterfall over the rocks that you are actually climbing sometimes causing spillage on the people belaying you.
Dude, that was such a hard climb that it caused major climber's crack and the poor chick below me got a mouthful of ass juice.
by soulsurfer78 October 30, 2009