Dude 1: Tanya found out about my side piece after 4 years!!
Dude 2: nothing lasts forever...even players fuck up sometimes...
Dude 2: nothing lasts forever...even players fuck up sometimes...
by The wise ghetto fool September 27, 2018
That guy you can always get along with. Angel is caring, funny, intelligent, and damn courageous. Typically averaging from around over six to seven feet tall. He's typically the guy you instantly want to hang out with as soon as you meet him and he'll never let you down or leave you behind. He has great taste in films, music, and even games. Even if you don't typically like that genre you'll like the ones he picks out. He'll get you to do stuff you wouldn't usually do because he's an entertainment achiever. He loves making people have fun and he knows everyone needs a good scare once in a while to get a good laugh. Your most memorable moments of life will be with this guy. He will take some time to himself once in a while to clear his head and chill out from stress, work or even just so much fun he's had with you guys. Joel is full of energy but is really chill and laid back. Just don't cross the line with this guy, if you intimidate him he'll ignore you or put you in your place you but become violent with him or someone else and he'll fuck you up. He also has a skill of every kind whether it be cooking, hunting, musical instruments, C.Q.C., comedy, sex, pretty much anything.
"Dude, that guy's hilarious! Who is he?"
"Don't know but I bet he's a Joel..."
"Awe, thanks man... That boar almost got me. You're a real Angel, you know that."
"Jesus Christ! Amy's pretty happy but I've never seen her so cheerful."
"Yeah, I heard she slept with Joel last night."
"Hey, I'm Bigby."
"Sup, how are you? I'm Angel (sometimes referred to as Joel)."
"Oh, cool. I'm great, thanks for asking!"
"Don't know but I bet he's a Joel..."
"Awe, thanks man... That boar almost got me. You're a real Angel, you know that."
"Jesus Christ! Amy's pretty happy but I've never seen her so cheerful."
"Yeah, I heard she slept with Joel last night."
"Hey, I'm Bigby."
"Sup, how are you? I'm Angel (sometimes referred to as Joel)."
"Oh, cool. I'm great, thanks for asking!"
by Bigby Wolf October 13, 2013
When you run into someone you haven't seen and/or spoken to in a very long time and they act like they want to be your friend again when that really isn't going to happen.
*Runs into old HS friend while out shopping*
Girl: Omg how are you, how have you been?!
Me: "oh great, how about yourself?"
Girl: "Sane as always. Let's get together sometime!!"
Me: "Yes, let's!"
*Never talk to each other ever again*
Girl: Omg how are you, how have you been?!
Me: "oh great, how about yourself?"
Girl: "Sane as always. Let's get together sometime!!"
Me: "Yes, let's!"
*Never talk to each other ever again*
by Basicbabe December 19, 2016
My grandma is getting too old to care for now. We are going to have to put her in a home soon, but man sometimes the banana peels itself.
by spenzar71 June 26, 2015
Sometimes you eat the bear ... and sometimes the bear eats you. Expression describing the bipolar nature of life, the universe and everything, popularised among other places in the movie The Big Lebowski and fifty percent proven, at any rate, by the life of Timothy Treadwell.
Well, dude, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you. But why d'ya have to use so many cuss words along they way?
by Fearman April 1, 2008
A Chinese web phrase broadly used by college students to describe someone with immature mindset of democracy and western value standard. Originally used by former president Jiang Zeming(aka. Jiang the frog) to chide Hongkong journalists which are allegedly more athletic and always run faster than western journalists.
"Oh I really would like to live in a country with democracy!"
"Yeah you can go Africa there are tons of democratic countries there, you can pick your own president before you get shot"
"Guess I was being too simple, sometimes naive."
"Yeah you can go Africa there are tons of democratic countries there, you can pick your own president before you get shot"
"Guess I was being too simple, sometimes naive."
by H.L Magician February 24, 2017
When you don't know how to comfort somebody so you just make a shitty scooby doo joke and hope they don't leave you forever.
P1: Hey Bro I'm really sad today for some reason
Victoria: Bro It Scooby doo be like that sometimes
P1: Bro I'm trying to tell you about my feelings tf is wrong with you?
Victoria: I'm sorry I'm just too emotionaly Imature to have a deep conversaition with you.
Victoria: Bro It Scooby doo be like that sometimes
P1: Bro I'm trying to tell you about my feelings tf is wrong with you?
Victoria: I'm sorry I'm just too emotionaly Imature to have a deep conversaition with you.
by Gian69420 January 23, 2022