While working at Häagen-Dazs, the girls from Winsor give you head in the back room until the point of ejaculation. you then, using only your penis and no hands, slap her in the face repeatedly. she then looks up at you with a cum drenched smile and tells you how funny you are sometimes.
"Wow! I didnt even expect that sorbet slappy. I thought you were going to rocky road me again.
do you work tomorrow?"
do you work tomorrow?"
by Mike Hawk Ishmaul March 18, 2011
Rubix - I'm glad slappy mcdouchebag finally left the office.
Captain G - No doubt. Nobody really likes him.
Office Manager - makes my life a whole lot easier!
Captain G - No doubt. Nobody really likes him.
Office Manager - makes my life a whole lot easier!
by CaptainG July 14, 2008
A 'Slappy Taffy' is not a kind of candy in any means. It is a type of aggressive handjob, usually used when a woman is upset but still wants to have sex.
by All kinda sex puns November 8, 2019
To be jerked off while sleeping as a revenge attack for being a total piece of shit. Usually the discharge is aimed at the stomach of the victim to make a messy aftermath. When the victim wakes up they will see the cum on their stomach and realized they had been slappied but don't know by who, hence it being a Ghost Slappy. This is in no way gay.
Friend comes home really drunk, pukes on your floor and passes out.
You give him some ghost slappies.
He wakes up and says "Fuck I got Ghost Slappied again!"
You give him some ghost slappies.
He wakes up and says "Fuck I got Ghost Slappied again!"
by gotchabetch August 31, 2011
When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"
I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.
by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020
by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003
by JF Laplante June 7, 2004