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Social Media Seizure

Random burst of overactivity on your personal social networking sites.
Posting frequently in short periods of time to your twitter, facebook, tumblr, etc.

Girl 1: "Did you see the 12 posts from Jack in the last five minutes on his facebook?!?!"

Girl 2: "Yeah I think he just had a Social Media Seizure"

cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure 

cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure, this occurs when someone consumes an unhealthy amount of cOrN bEEf AsH, there is a rumor that this is a safe food and can be consumed in large amounts. But this is very untrue!
Quick Oliver Calvert is having a cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure, someone give him some Green Mango Chutney!

Nigerian Seizure Train 

When a group of 4-10 young, muscular black men, line up via cock and ass, get onto a trolley, and either watch epileptic video or take substance to enter into a seizure, creating a foaming, shaking, violent mass of a cock and ass line, rocking back and forth.
Jerome looked longingly at Jaleel, Tyrone, and Dwayne, his eyes gazing at them in thanks for the hot, beast like rampage that was the Nigerian Seizure Train he recieved last night.

2. Doug: Hey baby, hows about you and me join a little Nigerian Seizure Train lata?

Somechick: Cracka you know thats for brothas.

Doug: Damn meddling kids, woulda gotten away with it too if i had darker skin pigment.
Nigerian Seizure Train by Dr.Mamba January 10, 2009

seizure world

Nickname for Leisure World, a senior citizen's residiential complex in Seal Beach, California.
Haha more ambulances! Must be rollin over to Seizure World.
seizure world by thiudans November 22, 2006

seizure porn 

seizure-inducing porn; porn (either a video or gif image) which uses a pattern of strobing lights designed to induce a seizure. This form of porn invented by s0nicfreak.
Seizure porn may cause you to pass out while fapping.
seizure porn by Jimmy Oldtron July 15, 2006

Seizuremania 

A craze in the 1980s when seizures were popular.
That song brings back memories from Seizuremania.
Seizuremania by Annoymous January 18, 2005