thiudans's definitions

evil juice

the soft drink Mountain Dew, known for its uncanny green color, caffeine & sugar content, and rumored ill effects on one's fertility.

I like to start my suicide off at the soda bar with a hefty base of evil juice.

by thiudans November 22, 2006

artie

A false fart, usually performed in a crouching or fetal position by allowing air into the rectum and pushing it back out again.

A: They were having an artie contest and someone shot a boulder!
B: Sick! ... Wait, so who won?
A: I did. I got like twenty seconds.
B: Nice!

by thiudans November 22, 2006

Nash-vile

The city Nashville, Tennessee, as spelt by the few involuntary inhabitants of the vilest cultural sinkhole north of Alabama ....or perhaps a typo by careless myPoddlers?

A: My company moved out to Nash-vile so I'm stuck there for the time being.
B: Aw man, that sucks! I feel your pain.

by thiudans November 22, 2006

seizure world

Nickname for Leisure World, a senior citizen's residiential complex in Seal Beach, California.

Haha more ambulances! Must be rollin over to Seizure World.

by thiudans November 22, 2006

broed out

Full of bros; flaunting bro style or decorated in a thoroughly broish manner.

Holy crap, Gay.I. was so broed out tonight it's overbro'wing with bros. I just cruised by and looked over and was suddenly bro'wn away. etc. etc.

by thiudans November 22, 2006

brohemian

combination of bro + bohemian. AKA "Brobo". Brohemians are a sad half-caste lot of bros rejected from bro scene proper for unathleticism or some other unbroish trait, or are trying to scam on café chicks because all the sor chicks are beat, and so have taken to wearing banana republic, scarves, drinking novice coffee and page periscoping (scoping chicks over the top of intellectual looking books, grabbed at random, sometimes held upside down)

Coked-out Hipster: Man, this café used to be down but now it's all brohemians with laptops. it looks like a glowing apple orchard in there.

by thiudans November 22, 2006

suicide

Exclamation at any unpleasurable or event or proposition, past, present or future, conveying the speaker's facetious or exaggerated desire to commit suicide rather than suffer through such terror, or a hyperbolic suggestion that to carry out a certain proposition or encounter a certain event would be in effect to commit suicide; often simply an emphatic "No" or "No thanks!" SoCal slang. Sometimes shortened to "sui".

A: Man I had to sit through econ class while he lectured us for 2 hours on this BS paper, and then on top of it I got partnered up with some dumbass sor chick!
B: Suicide!
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Two Skaters:
A: Dude do you wanna hit up that secret spot again?
B: Oh, you mean the one the cops showed up at last time? Suicide!
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Two Tourists in Baja Mexico:
A: Let's get one o those mexi dogs wrapped in bacon!
B: Suicide!

by thiudans November 22, 2006