thiudans's definitions

brotesque

Rendered grotesque by virtue of characteristic bro'ness; bro'ed to the maximum.

That HB truck is freaking brotesque!

by thiudans November 22, 2006

artie

A false fart, usually performed in a crouching or fetal position by allowing air into the rectum and pushing it back out again.

A: They were having an artie contest and someone shot a boulder!
B: Sick! ... Wait, so who won?
A: I did. I got like twenty seconds.
B: Nice!

by thiudans November 22, 2006

el gay

Los Angeles, California; from the common abbreviation LA; because it's so lame, i.e. ghey, and also because of the mexi's.

A: I hafta take the blue line up to el gay.
B: Suicide!

by thiudans November 22, 2006

nurkle

Someone who, usually from laziness, but occasionally out of the annoying and misguided desire to proliferate "the Christmas spirit" leaves their Christmas lights up all year. (this was a sniglet)

Anal Retentive Man: Marge, I am so frustrated by our neighbors's carelessness . It's the middle of February for Pete's sake! They are such nurkles!

by thiudans November 22, 2006

Nash-vile

The city Nashville, Tennessee, as spelt by the few involuntary inhabitants of the vilest cultural sinkhole north of Alabama ....or perhaps a typo by careless myPoddlers?

A: My company moved out to Nash-vile so I'm stuck there for the time being.
B: Aw man, that sucks! I feel your pain.

by thiudans November 22, 2006

evil juice

the soft drink Mountain Dew, known for its uncanny green color, caffeine & sugar content, and rumored ill effects on one's fertility.

I like to start my suicide off at the soda bar with a hefty base of evil juice.

by thiudans November 22, 2006

brohemian

combination of bro + bohemian. AKA "Brobo". Brohemians are a sad half-caste lot of bros rejected from bro scene proper for unathleticism or some other unbroish trait, or are trying to scam on café chicks because all the sor chicks are beat, and so have taken to wearing banana republic, scarves, drinking novice coffee and page periscoping (scoping chicks over the top of intellectual looking books, grabbed at random, sometimes held upside down)

Coked-out Hipster: Man, this café used to be down but now it's all brohemians with laptops. it looks like a glowing apple orchard in there.

by thiudans November 22, 2006