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Daddy sales

A black guy who is very autistic and think he’s badass but really not because deep down he has a very small penis and his head is so fucking shiny it makes up for 30% of his body fat.
Dude do you know daddy sales.
Ya he is a very autistic person with a small dick.
Daddy sales by Sprite cranberry69 November 14, 2019

Steam Sales 

The happiest time of year for PC gamers.
Gabe Newell: Let the steam sales begin!
Steam Sales by Noobly1224 April 28, 2020

After-sales service 

After the first time they have sex together, a guy calls or emails the girl to say something nice and prevent her from feeling cheap.

Can also mean spending time on the phone or in-person during a later friendly date (not leading to sex) listening to the girl's problems.
Fred: Is Josh still on the phone with Becky ? It's been like an hour.

Bill: Is Becky the girl he banged the other day?

Fred: That's the one.

Bill: After-sales service.

Fred: Hope he didn't offer an extended warranty.

Asian sales tax 

Money added when using a debt card at a convenience store.
The mini mart charges a 30 cent asian sales tax when I use my debt card.
Asian sales tax by Steel Fab January 18, 2019

anatomical sales associate 

Another clever synonym for a prostitute. It can be used to describe the profession or as an insult.
Hooker: "Hey! Do you like to party!?"
Client: "Well, I not comfortable soliciting the services of a prostitute."
Hooker: "Then think of me more as an anatomical sales associate."
Client: "Oh, well when you put it that way..."

soupy sales 

When one consumes a food that results in the individual's abdominal area bubbling and shortly thereafter requiring an immediate visitation with the nearest restroom, involuntarily, yet swiftly, depositing diarrhea into the toilet in use.
Damn, I don't know what I ate, but something gave me a bad case of soupy sales.
soupy sales by CaptMoRon November 20, 2015