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reduncancy 

When you need your Duncans to have high availability. Setup a pair of them for a 1+1 reduncancy system or fill a whole pool for an N+M reduncant system.
This one seems to have some kind of malfunction, better trigger a reduncancy switch.
reduncancy by Moooooosey July 13, 2017

retundant 

When something happens over and over in a similar way (redundantly) and that something happens to be completely retarded.

retardedly redundant.
Why does Joe keep trying to jump that ridge he just keeps hurting himself?

Yeah, it is getting a tad retundant.
retundant by TheKoister June 18, 2010

rebundance

being or having an excess of stupidity
David is beibng rebundant again, he shot his other foot.
rebundance by CrAz3D September 18, 2003

Redundancy 

A complete and utter result where you get to leave your mundane job behind and 'focus on your career' (that's find another McJob to normal people) with the added bonus of a payout not to do the job you hate any more.

Officially, there's a selection pool but it'll generally be determined by how pissed off your manager is with you when 'efficiency savings' (that's lay offs to us normal people) need to be made.

The best modern use of the phrase 'crying all the way to the bank'.
Employee is called into a room:

Manager: Profits have fallen and we need to make some efficiency savings. Unfortunately (this is shit, your boss doesnt give a fuck about you) your post has been selected for redundancy.

Employee: Oh no. This is terrible news.

Will you pay my notice in lieu?

Manager: Yes

Employee: What's the payout?

Manager: A month for every year of service. You'll get £20,000 tax free.

________________________________________________

Employee finds another job and has a pile of cash in their account.
Redundancy by HR_Advisory January 14, 2012

redundalous 

to be ridiculously crazy but cool at the same time
Its redundalous how Franny never Dresses like anyone else.
redundalous by Mrz.Frannyp00 August 3, 2008

Redundabiliplox 

A word describing something undescribable.
You make me feel... Redundabiliplox
Redundabiliplox by iiTzxXANiiMAL1 August 22, 2010