Microsoft

Microsoft is a system developer. They create Windows operating systems.
I’m going to the Microsoft store to buy a computer!
by LonnieHarperLHC July 08, 2018
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Microsoft

(Adjective) used to describe something minuscule size and simultaneous softness.
Yeah I heard Justin has a Microsoft dick...

Hot mom though
by Gunit300 January 20, 2017
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Microsoft

An evil organization bent on controlling everyone in the world to make Bill Gates richer. They are responsible for shelling out the horrible video game console, the Xbox, ehich sucks worse than any NeoGeo console. Their e-mail services known as hotmail, and their communication services are the worst services in the world when compared to Yahoo or AOL.
Ugh, this Microsoft Messenger is frustrating the hell out of me.
by Logical Thinker September 06, 2005
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Microsoft

A company that doesn't care if their product is good or not.

Ironically, the DOJ and 19 states sued Microsoft for illegally bundling Internet Explorer with Windows 98 and the DOJ still used IE. That's how Microsoft is.
Microsoft "Wow! This OS is amazing!"

Steve "Wow! This OS is crap!"
by IAmNotSashaFierce March 11, 2010
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Microsoft

Microsoft = plug-n-pray click-n-crash ( waste my time )
Microsoft burns time.. Time is money. Time is life. You only have x amount of time or money!!!

let's say 20 million users spend 1/2 hour a day booting or pounding the keyboard NIH
10 million hours X 200 days or 2 billion man hours per year X 10 years = 20 billion hrs.

Bill is a bad boy
by itichie_nocanpo October 18, 2006
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Microsoft

Nuke Targert Of many places around the world!
There are 2,036 Nuke targeted at microsoft!
by MeDude September 04, 2005
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Microsoft

A badly made OS that will destroy all of mankind and enslave all of the surviving humans. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!

it also doesn't work worth sh*t and crashes every 5 minutes. it also F*CKS UP ALL YOUR PERIPHERALS AND KEYBOARDS!!!
see also Trsdahgfdajkhfg...SORRY, Microsoft f*cked my keyboard... see also Trojan Virus
by Jordan654 April 09, 2006
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