Microsoft 

A company made by Bill Gates that describes himself

John: Hey did you hear, the guy that made Microsoft has a microsoft penis
SERVER: Peter has left the chat
John: Oh come on, it wasn't that bad
SERVER: SERVER has left the chat
*Chat crashes because it's powered by Microsoft*

Microsoft by maksym1000 July 3, 2019

Microsoft 

A company filled with nazi's who make shitty bloated operating systems.

Windows 11 user: Why is this operating system so fucking shit.
Linux user: Because it's Microsoft

Microsoft by I_Am_Addicted_To_Anime January 1, 2022

Microsoft 

1) A company so bad, bloggers and college students write essays about how bad their products are.

2) A company whose software sucks so bad that websites are published to explain why.

P1: What evil empire did you do your report on?

P2: Microsoft!

Microsoft by Reiden March 6, 2011

microsoft 

An enlightened company that is try to standardize software program interfaces to reduce training time while also providing useful and powerful applications.

Windows NT should replace linux servers everywhere. Maybe than you wouldn't have to be a l33t h4x0r just to install a program.

microsoft by The man October 8, 2002

Microsoft 

the most god awful, pityful, annoying, irriating thing ever to exist. Hated by millions around the world this company strives to cause stress to everyone by CONSTANTLY creating errors and that cursed "blue screen of death". No matter what, they do everything in their power to screw people out of money so they can destroy their rivals, which someday will defeat them, god bless Mozilla - the Messiah of computers!...and then theres that FUCKING PAPER CLIP!

Microsoft has created a fatal error on your machine, it will now shut down...and error occured whilst windows tried to shut itself down...an error occured whilst trying to create the previous error...the blue screen of death will now appear...windows has created an error whilst trying to load the blue screen of death...NO ONE HEARS YOUR SCREAMS!...buy a MAC you prick!

Then there is the HATED paper clip. this thing will make you want to pull your lungs out through ur arsehole... need i say more!

Microsoft by Alterz_the_almighty May 19, 2005

microsoft 

Expensive, disapointing, failing to perform correctly. High maintenance and unreliable.

Jonny Consumer:' Aw shit I spent all my money on this and its turned out to be a buch of Microsoft!'

Billy Consumer: 'Twat!'

microsoft by PicaPica November 17, 2009

Microsoft 

A corporation bent on achieving world domination by brainwashing idiots into buying their abysmal computers.

Mac person: I have a life.

Microsoft person: I do not, as I spend all my time smacking my piece o' crap computer and screaming at the blue screen of death.

Microsoft by The Culture Bandit May 15, 2009