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5 definitions by Reiden

 
1.
1) The next Windows Vista

2) Windows Phone 7 for computers.

3) Microsoft's next operating system that should run on desktops or tablets. It will have 2 different interfaces. Neither interface will run apps compatible with the other interface, and will ultimately lead into a huge failure.

4) 15+ gigabytes of code for what Linux could have done with 4-5 gigabytes.
p1: Hey, I love Windows 8. It looks just like windows should have been in 2007. And it will run on tablets.

p2: YEAH RIGHT. You know it's just a phone OS for desktop right?

p1: Really? But it will have a new interface and new apps store and everything.

p2: But the new interface won't run your old apps, and the app store will be more bolted down that Apple's app store.
Dumbass.
by Reiden September 27, 2011
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2.
1) The most OVERRATED AND OVERUSED playstyle / genre of video games that are made. Few of them have any originality. Most of them are used for boring repetitive and often broken war games. Others consist of zombie / horror / or secret agent themes. Though some FPS games are actually good, people tend to eat up the shit-hole fps games.

2) What lazy game developers use to lure in Graphic Nazi gamers to buy the exact same game over and over again in a nicer package.

Also known as FPS.
PC user: I need to go play some Call of Duty.
Nintendo person: Man up and stop playing your shit-hole first person shooters. N64 is where it's at.

Xbox: I love Halo. Good series, and great FPS.
Gamecube: Screw that. All of them are pretty much the exact same. My Metroid Prime Series is completely different between all three.
by Reiden February 19, 2011
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3.
A term in Super Smash Bros Melee when a character air-dodges at an angle down to a platform directly after jumping. This is useful to move small ammounts in a quick motion without going to far.
Player 1: What did you just do?

Player 2: Wavedash?

Player 1: that's useless

player 1 gets pwned by player 2's wavedashing techniques

Player 2: You were saying?
by Reiden February 20, 2011
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4.
1) A company so bad, bloggers and college students write essays about how bad their products are.

2) A company whose software sucks so bad that websites are published to explain why.
P1: What evil empire did you do your report on?

P2: Microsoft!
by Reiden February 20, 2011
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5.
The inflation of a person's ego from obtaining new ringtones!
I don't understand getting a Ring Boner from buying ringtones. I get mine for free.
by Reiden January 23, 2011
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