An incredibly hot member of the band One Direction, which formed on the popular tv singing show, The X-Factor.
Girl 1: So, who's your favourite from One Direction?
Girl 2: Obviously Zayn Malik!
Girl 1: OMG me too, he is so hot!
Girl 2: Obviously Zayn Malik!
Girl 1: OMG me too, he is so hot!
by mrahaha November 12, 2010
He is a sex god from the planet Sexurus. He is beautiful and he has a strong relationship with his mirror. He uses like 50 cans of hairspray on his sexually attractive hair. <3 Many girls ship Zirror because it is 100% true love.
Guy: who is this hot sexually sexy one?
Me: -not looking who he is talking about and just asumes its Zayn- OH that sexy one is Zayn Malik
Me: -not looking who he is talking about and just asumes its Zayn- OH that sexy one is Zayn Malik
by BillyBobSaget July 3, 2012
Zayn Malik is what you call Jesus. His high notes are almost as high as him and Zayn could be covered in camel poo and still look hot af. Zayn malik is another word for perfect.
by ZaynMalikIsGod November 3, 2014
by whogotdanachos69 October 23, 2020
the man who redefines ‘perfection’. he’s actually beautiful, and has such a big heart, even though he won’t admit it. he’s a legendary singer, writes songs like a pro and is also, while being impossibly hot, the cutest and softest little bean.
zayn malik is one guy to die for
by apeaceofcake March 20, 2019
Zayn Malik is a fcking sex god. He has beautiful hazel eyes that look like melting honey in the sun. His hair is dark brown and gosh its so sexy. Zayn is beautiful, gorgeous and handsome at the same time. He is incredibly strong an he has the cutesy smile ever. Istg his smile could light up the whole world. You can also call that man Jesus. He is literall perfection and hot asf. His highnotes are as high as him and his music is heaven to my ears. His music can literally cause an orgasm or more ;)
X: “Wow who is that? They look so fcking sexy omg”
You: “Thats Zayn Malik bro”
X: “He is literall perfection”
You: “Ikr”
You: “Thats Zayn Malik bro”
X: “He is literall perfection”
You: “Ikr”
by kayloveszayn April 17, 2022
the bane of south asian politics.the only creature with pubes on his head and the only fuckin son of a bitch who finds pop culture references in terrorist acts.maana naiii.. lives near my friend dar's city
rehman malik harram ki aulad,,,,,and many other fuckin lowlife and degenerate pig fuckin politicians like him.
by devilzlayer August 25, 2011