Jit

Noun. Synonym for semen, derived from the colloquialism jitbag, or condom.

"Kates post-coital bliss was shattered when she discovered, to her horror, that her boyfriend had desposited a massive load of jit on her new and ridiculously overpriced Ralph Lauren comforter.

by Doctor Chatnoir September 28, 2004

Jit

Younger kids (usually middle skoolers) who think theyre ghetto, hood, skater, stoner, and/or surfer. They use the old and killed joke, Your Mom, even when it makes zero sense. Boy jits usually wear overly baggy jeans, have buzzcuts or moppy long hair, havent or barely have hit puberty and are shorter then the skanks they hang out with. They try to say "bro", "dude", or "man" in every sentence. Girl jits usually try to act ghetto and or hood and like total sluts when they are skanky. They listen to Lil Wayne, Akon, etc. They wear ridiculously short shorts and other small clothing and Nike Airs.

Boy Jit- Hey bro whats good dude today i skated and hung out with Kristi and got totally stoned on some keyboard cleaner it was radical dude wanna go surfin tommorrow bro?

by Wtf Mike January 28, 2009

Jit

What teenagers at Union call cum

Ur so sexy I jit

by Randis and Jerboious February 21, 2019

JIT

Same thing as Jiz if you're from Jersey

by Exit 4 September 14, 2003

jit jit

SMELLS LIKE OLD PIZZA LEFT UNDER A COUCH FOR 12 YEARS

You smell like a "jit jit"

by Lachy wachy November 14, 2022

Jit

Slang shortening of the Scottish word “eejit”. Generally used within American social circles referring to an idiotic or immature youth.

“Wow. That Izzy guy is a jit and a half aren’t they?”
“Indubitably, the epitome of jit.”

by FuckYouIzzy February 28, 2023

jits

the acronym for “junior international thespian society”

-often parodied as jils, “junior international lesbian society”

MARY. kara, do we have a jits meeting at 8 tomorrow?
KARA. no, all of the theatre meetings are on fridays!

or

KARA. me and mary got inducted into jits!
JOHN. jits?
KARA. junior international thespian society.
JOHN. oh! you mean junior international lesbian society. hah!

by orchjit October 4, 2018