4 definitions by CAPTAINxSHLAP

SHLAP

You The act of swinging your penis and hitting one across the face, and leaving a 1 star mark with your tip.

“ Damn it Jim why’d you shlap me”

by CAPTAINxSHLAP October 24, 2018

JIT

The act of fucking your neighbors dog upside down.

“Woah there why are you fucking my dog” “Don’t worry it’s just JIT”

by CAPTAINxSHLAP October 29, 2018

Giberfuck

A baby program for adults with erectile disfunction, starting plan at 27.99$

Hey come get the newest edition of giberfuck starting at 27.99$

by CAPTAINxSHLAP May 4, 2017

Chagsterone

The act of a Muslim bombing a school of black kids.

“Someone call the cops, osamba is about to chagsterone that school!

by CAPTAINxSHLAP February 11, 2019