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Originating from an abbreviated form of the Brazilian Martial Art Jiu Jitsu, in modern parlance, "jitz" has assumed a polysemous role and can fill in the role of just about any verb in any given context. The parties present generally understand the meaning as their vocabularies have been jitzed.
let's go jitz that dance floor and show these bitches how it's done
by dr. esq. April 07, 2011
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Originating from an abbreviated form of the Brazilian Martial Art Jiu Jitsu, in modern parlance, "jitz" has assumed a polysemous role and can fill in the role of just about any verb in any given context. The parties present generally understand the meaning as their vocabularies have been jitzed.
let's go jitz that dance floor and show these bitches how it's done
by dr. esq. April 07, 2011
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originated from the italian word "gitoni" which meant foosball or table soccer. people called it gitz for short and spelled it "jitz" for style
lets go run some jitz
by scar September 06, 2003
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Another version of foosball / table soccer.
by manho March 17, 2003
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1(noun).Shortened form of the word "Jujitsu" or "Jiu-Jitsu," which is a Japanese type of martial arts.

2(verb).To beat up someone by means of using the intuitive skills and knowledge of Jujitsu.

3(noun).A nickname for any Japanese person who has the letters "jitsu" in his/her name, as in "Fujitsu."
1. I am such a wuss at school and I'm always getting picked on. I should learn some Jitz to teach those bastards a lesson.

2. Yesterday at school, I totally jitzed that fucker up! You should have seen him laying in the pissoir with a bloody face and 3 broken ribs!

3. Oh god, now if I lose those important documents, the Jitz will fire me and leave me out in the street!
by Mark H August 14, 2004
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The characteristic of a person having a white, thick spermy substance similar to jizz when they spit.
Theres so much jitz on Kevin Lin's floor because thats where he gives BJ's and spits instead of swallows...Ohhh Shit
by SexMachine October 22, 2003
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