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ipod is a kind of mp3 player,very popular and expensive,has a nice design.It is very small,so it fits in pockets,but it scratches easily.Many people argue about it,but the ipod is just a mp3 player,not stupid,douchy,not the best thing in the world,just a mp3 player.
Idiot:Ipods suck!!!They are expensive and evil!!!

Idiot 2:Noooooo! Ipods are awesome,they are the meaning of life!

Me:To think that they are talking about a mp3 player......
ipod by foursouls1 May 12, 2009

iPod Ears 

When 2 men ejaculate into a woman's ears, one ear each, leaving a large reservoir of ejaculate in each ear. Some of the semen will then run down her cheeks giving the impression that she is wearing a pair of the white headphones popularised by the Apple iPod.
This bird is well mucky, we gave her the iPod ears and she loved it.
iPod Ears by stiff peeda February 19, 2010

iPodiatry 

1. Using an iPod.
2. Using MP3 to isolate oneself from ones environment and the people in it.
3. The culture of the iPod.
1. "I was like Ripping CDs, man. My whole weekend was like fully gone on iPodiatry!"

2. Police say the victims calls for help went unnoticed due to iPodiatry.

3. Industry analysts predict the new implant, when combined with high bandwidth local wireless networks, will finally spell the end of iPodiatry.
iPodiatry by gillfish February 20, 2009

ipod date 

The act of two people sharing what is on their iPod.
Me and Julie iPod dated last night. I decided not to stay with her when I found out she had some Miley Cyrus on her iPod.
ipod date by BenderRobot June 9, 2010

ipad ipod 

When you are trying to make an argument but you dont even know what you are talking about.
Person 1: I just bought a ipod to watch movies on netflix
Person 2: You mean an ipad?

Person 3: ipad ipod
ipad ipod by Infinity_mirrors_ November 28, 2019

iPod Transfusion

When you've heard every song on your iPod way too many times and the only option left is to delete everything and start again.
Dude, all of your tunes are so lame... it's time for an iPod Transfusion