Text your eyes off

The modern day communication equivalent to "Talk your ears off." To say that you've been sending so many text messages or such a long text that the person's eyes reading it will figuratively fall off.

"So anyway, sorry to text your eyes off, but that's what I've been feeling."

"Holy shit, you sure know how to text someone's eyes off!"

by ahrefodiggsy February 9, 2012

open your eyes syndrome

lack of sight/asian

why can't you look at me in the eyes?

I have o.y.e.s.(open your eyes syndrome) i can't see!

by themanwithanokplan February 20, 2010

get your eye out

get out your vagina.

orite luv, get your eye out

by Cazzzzzzy June 26, 2008

close your eyes and count to ten

A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.

During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.

by jpg3 November 6, 2011

Popped your eyes out

When your beefin with someone and they look at you, and then their eyes get all big. Usually paired with neck rolling, attitude, and perhaps a snap of the fingers.

Dang girl! I didn't know your eyes were so big until you popped your eyes out at me!

by Tinamaylee January 12, 2011

close your eyes and think of England

An expression used in the United Kingdom referring to unwanted sexual intercourse. Usually from ones spouse.

Brenda: I hate having sex with George
Lucy: Just close your eyes and think of England

by Alia Joanne June 15, 2007

See with your eyes not your hands

You can look but don't touch. Particularly used when someone asks to SEE something with their hand extended. A hilarious quote from Mr. Burns on The Simpsons TV show.

Castro (reaching for the trillion $ bill): May I see it?

Mr. Burns: See with your eyes not your hands!

by Eddy June 29, 2007