bulge nuts

when you can see someones nuts through their pants cuz theyre so tight

the jonas brothers have bulge nuts

by deekra August 10, 2008

Bulge Vulture

Definition: One who visually preys on the rounded swelling/protuberance near or around a males groin area. Giving the preyer a sense of sexual & mental satisfaction.

Synonyms: sexual predator, pervert, creep.

The Bulge Vulture peered at the men as they walked through the front office.

by You're welcome. January 10, 2018

Battle of the Bulge

The continual battle that overweight people have against excess fat.

I'm 10 kilos overweight - I have an ongoing battle of the bulge.

by Bill - Australian in Malaysia March 22, 2004

Bulge check

1. When a female looks at a male's genital area in their process of sizing him up. (As if a man's flaccid penis is any indication of size!); 2. The habitual grabbing of one's balls through their pants as if to check if they still have them, or to show off size to females. (an ironically unattractive action); 3. When a real man adjusts himself because...he has to. (What?)

First guy: "Bulge check! Dude, can she make it any more obvious?"

Second guy: "Yeah. Is she a slut? She acts like we men don't see them checking us out."

First guy: "Ladies, I'm up here."

by Jack Offa September 5, 2010

Cock Bulge

When a man wears pants ill-suited for the gargantuan package bestowed upon him by whatever God he believes in.

Chuck Norris leaned over and whispered into Dean's ear, "Check out Erik's monster cock bulge".

by Erik Schardin December 8, 2007

baseball bulge

The bulge you see in baseball pants from a baseball player's cup that drives women crazy

Look at #24's baseball bulge, mmm thats so hott.

by Chicksdigthelongball March 21, 2012

fanny bulge

The growth of the front lower abdomen experienced by some middle-aged women. Sometimes mistaken for smuggled meat products under thieving womens' dresses in supermarkets and convenience stores.

"I must have put on weight because I can't seem to fit into my wedding dress anymore....but then again I didn't have my fanny bulge all those years ago!"

by Stockers August 25, 2003