fanny bulge

The growth of the front lower abdomen experienced by some middle-aged women. Sometimes mistaken for smuggled meat products under thieving womens' dresses in supermarkets and convenience stores.

"I must have put on weight because I can't seem to fit into my wedding dress anymore....but then again I didn't have my fanny bulge all those years ago!"

fanny bulge by Stockers August 25, 2003

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fanny bulge

The bulge in which a female gains when they eat one to many pies. I.E Lisa Riley (UK) has a massive grim fanny bulge.

My nickers dont fit any more

fanny bulge by Rimmy the 3rd July 26, 2003

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Related Words

fanny bulge • Fancy Bulge Inspector (FBI) • fannybugger • fanny • fanny-batter • fanny fart • fanny bandit • fanny flaps • fanny flutter • Fanny-Tastic

Fancy Bulge Inspector (FBI)

A woman/man who is short enough to view their significant others' genitals without crouching more than 2 feet.

Jake: Hey bro that girl short af
Alex: Yeah dude she's at Fancy Bulge Inspector (FBI) height

Fancy Bulge Inspector (FBI) by QPaulG July 9, 2022

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fannybugger

rather ironic insult often heard in the depths of glasgow.

c'mere you wee fannybugger!

fannybugger by andrew_the_goblin May 6, 2004

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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