Tit Honker

A person who is overly obsesed with squeezzing tits

God Dam That Guy Is Such A Fucking Tit Honker

by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009

Hurry Honkers

People who honk their horn a millisecond after a light changes like they're a drag racer. A rude move that commonly has the reverse of its intended effect.

"Take it easy. Where's the fire, hurry honkers?"

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Penis Honker

Used to describe someone who briefly squeezes the head of a penis like a clown would honk their nose

John: I've heard Ralph is a real Penis Honker in bed
Ralph: Oh thanks you clown

by TheFerretThatBreathes November 16, 2018

Squiggly Honkers

When you take off your bra and them honkers honk out and flop out.

Man these squiggly honkers sag more and more each day.

by Creeperhannah October 5, 2021

Gobble honker

The black and white bird that lives in your neighborhoods backyard.

My neighbor has two gobble honkers.

by Your_lesbian_friend April 23, 2021

pussy honker

Somebody who squeezes the clitoris until it makes a small squealing sound.

"When I fingered Dina last night, her pussy kept honkin at me."
"Dafuq you talkin bout Dave?"
"What?! She's a pussy honker."
"Dude, that's my girlfriend."

by Pussyblaster69 March 18, 2016

Honker Nose

N.

Owen Wilson.

Hey look! Honker Nose is on entertainment tonight!

by hominyngrits March 5, 2010