guido 

Any italian guy who spikes his hair, wears baggy jeans, has a relative in the mob, loves glow sticks, takes myspace/facebook pictures shirtless, loves clubbing, and thinks hes the shit. He's not.

(in club)
guido- oh yeah, bitches, watch me freaking rave!
nearby girl- fag.

guido by guidos are gross. April 19, 2009

guido 

people who think they're cool even though they're not very good dancers, have out of style haircuts, and are extremely greasy.

If you go to a dance club, you are bound to see guidos attempting to dance and sweating and smelling funny.

guido by Fankie C January 15, 2007

guido 

small cocky gorilla/monkey like creatures that are associated with the maub and have extremely small dicks but say that they are huge, 65% of the time all guidos have in their pants is a deep, pink, fish-taco smelling tunnel, this tunnel blows out a fish-taco smelling wind after the guido is through with his mexican slave (Fabio)in the bed

G-Man:i cant wait to go whack those guidos
J-dizzay:then we'll go get some posey
G-Man:giggidy,giggidy,gggooooo!!!!!!

guido by guido killa March 28, 2008

guido 

lame wannabe italian guys.

robert is a guido because of the way he dresses

guido by james girado September 16, 2009

Guido 

Guido's are hairy, ugly, metro-sexual men almost to the point where you start to question if he's straight or not, they usually like to spend a lotta time on their hair, tacky gold jewlery, fake tans (see Gotti Brothers)and they work out a whole lot, talk with a lame accent and try to act black at times.

They're usually pretty perverted as well, they claim to be hung like horses but let's not kid ourselves, they're not black men.

Guido by high rolla April 16, 2005

guido 

where do i start...

WHERE THEY LIVE:
everywhere. mostly in NJ

WHAT THEY WEAR:
headbands.spikked hair. wayy to much hair spray. ripped jeans. rolled up jeans. earrings. and look absolutely groos all the time :}

WHAT DO THEY DO:
frolic. period.

WHERE DO THEY GO:
most inhabit the local clubs. aka CLUB ABYSS.

HOW DO THEY TRAVEL:
in packs

herkulano and danny are the biggest wannabee guidos :

made with absolutely no love :
kay thanks

guido by cuties :] December 14, 2008

guido 

a young, gaudy, and sterotypical American of Italian deccent with a macho attitude, usually living in the Northeastern states

Some sleazy guido was staring at my sister.

guido by Light Joker November 24, 2006