A person that thinks their a goth not understanding any occult knowledge, gothic cathedral architecture and gnosis i.e knowledge based cerbral thought.
Wow, she plays the part well in her Halloween costume with fashionable cynicism- oh she's a Goff! He looks nice in full satanic regalia as he hurts others for drug and insecurity fund, oh he's a Goff.
by ZephyrCraft13 June 16, 2019
GOFF, or G.O.F.F is an abbreviation of "Go Out For Fucking". To GOFF is to go out for the sole purpose of laying pipe, or getting piped, nothing else. GOFF is pronounced similarly to "goof".
by MARSON XDD September 15, 2021
by JordAx February 4, 2019
Somebody who desires to be treated as goth but hasn't put any time or effort into their image or personality.
Steve may wear black and drink coffee but he isn't deep, he's not dangerous. he thinks make up is for gays and leather is for perverts. He can't take an insult and he's never been to a rave. He isn't goth, he's goff. Just a little off.
by flexydevil April 28, 2023
Choff in the gat. In other words, when your autocorrect corrects “Gotchya” into “Goff in the Chat” And your friend spends hours trying to decipher what you are saying.
Andy - “Let me know if you want to go to the movies!”
Liam - “Ahh, Goff in the chat.”
Andy - “ What the fuck did you just say to me?”
Liam - “Ahh, Goff in the chat.”
Andy - “ What the fuck did you just say to me?”
by Cap.eth February 2, 2022
Guy 1: Bro what the fuck?! I cant shower! The water won’t go down the fucking drain!
Guy 2: Sorry bro we’ve been away for a bit, dudes get horny. I didn’t mean to Justin Goff the shower.
Guy 2: Sorry bro we’ve been away for a bit, dudes get horny. I didn’t mean to Justin Goff the shower.
by Biggie Big Big January 7, 2020