distortionist 

A word used to describe that someone is broken inside or mistreated.

I met a distortionist person.

distortionist by Randomassguy9001 September 17, 2017

mistortion 

Typically used to describe something epic, haunting & hardcore. Mistortion can be referred similar to that of dark matter due to its unknown, empowering energy and overwhelming presence.

Mistortion coming at you like a backyard abortion

mistortion by hakkattack October 27, 2017

divortion 

When you kill the marriage instead of just leaving

Did you hear the Smith's had a huge divortion it was really messy!

divortion by Soulless29 June 18, 2018

Divortion 

When a husband or wife kill their spouse.

Karen opted for a divortion instead of a divorce. She wasn’t about to pay that cheating scum bag a penny of alimony.

Divortion by Ms Jen April 4, 2020

histortionist 

one who remembers the past very differently than how it actually occurred. Distortion of history.

He took the histortionist approach to his resume. He was an assistant manager of The Burger King, not the operator of The BK Lounge.

histortionist by moodyone1977 August 23, 2012

Divortion 

When your parents get a divorce and an abortion

When you’re pregnant and married and don’t want either

Ah man, I’m really depressed. My parents just got a divortion.

Divortion by bearXinsanity December 20, 2017

Divortion 

Combination of Divorce and Abortion.

see Scott Peterson

Scott Peterson divortioned his pregnant wife.

WOW,what a dick!

Divortion by that satanic cult bastard!!!!!! December 14, 2004