Cake-eater 

A slang term for an over weight or obese person. Looking as though his/her has eaten more then his/her fare share of cake.

Additions can be made to it to make it sound more awesome.

That person is a double stuffed cake-eater.

Cake-eater by DR. Rapp May 6, 2008

cake-eater 

a adolesant who often idulges in cake

that kid is a fucken cake eater

cake-eater by nowell tebet March 31, 2003

doody boy cake eater 

A fat or obese person who takes food with them to the restroom/toilet to be eaten in order to replenish the waste they are leaving.

Uncle Paul : E-Rock is eating pound cake on the shitter again.

Chip : Why Uncle Paul?

Uncle Paul : Because chip, E-Rock's is a doody boy cake eater and his wife is a fatty fucker and he hates to disappoint.

doody boy cake eater by EvilMuppet February 14, 2012

9.5 cake eater 

n. a girl who recieves a 9.5 on the hotness scale until she enters a dorm of drunken guys, says nothing, eats cake, and leaves

OMG did you see the 9.5 cake eater?
Hey Matt, there's your 9.5 cake eater.

9.5 cake eater by udcakeeater June 10, 2011

Cake Eaters 

1.Rich people who think they're better than everyone cause thier rich.

Those cake eaters from St. Thomas Academy arn't so cool if we can beat 'em.

Cake Eaters by GrDionysus February 4, 2003

Cake Eaters 

Rich people from the east end of Duluth, Minnesota who are full of themselves.

The cake eaters rubbed it in that they won the biggest hockey tournament in Minnesota.

Cake Eaters by Hermantown kids February 8, 2004

Cake Eaters 

A derogitory term used towards those who live in Edina, Minnesota, due to the stereotype that all of the people are white, rich, stuck up school, who shows off their wealth by bragging about their new iPhone and their daily cup of Starbucks. Now not all students are rich spoiled brats, some of which are some of the nicest people whom you could ever meet.

Being from Edina, I laughed at all the other definitons, because they were pretty true. I probably laughed a little too much, but that's Edina for you. I am apart of the group that think. It's more like one half stuck up brats, the other half, insane people who pretty much are the living definition of Tumblr... (i.e. me, and my friends)

Generic Edina Kid: "Who is getting the brand new iPhone Six when it comes out?"
*five other kids raise their hands*
(a real quote from an Edina Student)

Other Edina Kid 1: *Screams in demon voice* I AM TRAIN FEAR ME, CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO

Other Edina Kid 2: YASSSSSSSSS.
Generic Edina Kid: *gives a wtf look*
Other Edina Kids: HAHAHA BE AFRAID!

Anywhere but Edina: Ugh, they are such cake eaters...
Me: OMG YOU UNDERSTAAAAAND.

Cake Eaters by GeekyFanGirl September 22, 2014