Cake Eater

Something that costs a lot of money and is non-essential or unattractive.

"Damn baby, those shoes are so ugly they ain't nothin' but cake eaters"

by Camus January 20, 2006

Cake eater

Someone from Connecticut

I just saw someone with Connecticut plates, what a cake eater

by Hakman1982 July 10, 2018

Cake Eaters

A person that eats pussy.

My girlfriend is a Cake Eater.

by Nikki July 20, 2004

Cake Eater

1) One who eats Cake, either on a regular occasion or on rare events or anywhere in between.

Oh dude don't invite the cake eater to your birthday party, all your cake will be eaten.

by Samurai - Anji April 23, 2008

cake-eater

When someone kisses so much ass, the world around them seems non-existant.

When JJ Houle is around is girlfriend, he is a cake-eater.

by Mr. Big Head October 20, 2004

Cake Eater

noun. 1. Someone who is easily amused and/or entertained. 2. A gullible individual. 3. To pull the wool over someone's head.

What a Cake Eater! He actually believes Iraq had weapons of Mass destruction.

by Not a cake eater December 03, 2007

9.5 cake eater

n. a girl who recieves a 9.5 on the hotness scale until she enters a dorm of drunken guys, says nothing, eats cake, and leaves

OMG did you see the 9.5 cake eater?
Hey Matt, there's your 9.5 cake eater.

by udcakeeater June 10, 2011