by Baste Master July 5, 2010
by imaspork003 November 3, 2020
by Bast fran🅱️ March 21, 2018
v. The act of blowing a load all over the face of a 250+ pound girl after she gives you really good oral sex (and she will because she has to).
I had to thank that heffer for the amazing BJ so I gave her an ultimate pork basting! I think I glued her eyes shut.
by chuckerman May 3, 2005
When a Large Robust Woman with the Head of a lion Has too many glasses of Vladimirs Vodka and has an orange juice moustache , Gets angry And chases you with a clinched fist while making weird face and Attempts to to pound you with her oversized club of a hand.
Joanne would Lam Baste her children in a fit of rage when she couldnt go to the bar to meet up with Tedda Rad.
Joanne Lambasted Snooky when she found he gave her croch critters .
Joanne lamb Basted gene when he told her she was loose "down there" and dat pussy stunk.
Joanne Lambasted Snooky when she found he gave her croch critters .
Joanne lamb Basted gene when he told her she was loose "down there" and dat pussy stunk.
by WhatsReallyHood Bit*ch November 22, 2011
A term used to describe the introduction of drugs, especially meth, into a hopefully unsuspecting user by way of the rectum, using a kitchen turkey baster, syringe (WITHOUT the needle), eyedropper or any such instrument, to administer the substance. Apparently the anus contains a concentration of capillaries and this method purportedly replicates intravenous administration.
by Etch September 9, 2006
by Asher Hunter February 12, 2006